Too big Too Fast!

I come home from work Friday and I get a paper from Reece telling me that he will be having a class soon discussing Puberty. They like to call it Growth and Human development. I have to acknowledge that I received it.

It will discuss terminology, basic male and female anatomy, menstruation, personal care such as hygiene, diet, exercise , and emotional changes. Yay.

I live with all boys. I am the only girl. Even our two dogs, Thunder and Lightning are boys. I don't have all the answers for them.

Reece begins to ask me questions about what they are going to discuss. I start to read off the sheet what it says. He says "I read the sheet, but what are they going to say?" Good Question, but I don't know. They did include a sheet of new routines for puberty, but he apparently read that, I didn't know what else to say.

Then Brock chimes in....
"Mom, can I start dating?" he says.
"Ah, sure, ok." I reply.

Which prompted questions such as "Do I have to know a girl before I ask her out?" Uh, I think that is a very good idea...
or "Can you show me how to kiss a girl?" Uh, INCEST? Not my thing. I told him he was kind of on his own there. It's kind of trial and error. I was driving at the time, I can multi-task at times but with my driving record, I have been trying to keep that to a minimum. That one I was not expecting. This is a kid I have to ask to shower at least every other day. Sheesh.

"I need a job, maybe I can work at a farm or something?"he says. "So I can have money to buy her things."
"How do I get to know her?" Brock asked.
Reece chimed in "Just ask her questions about what she likes, pay attention to what she talks about." Obviously, Reece-o Sauvee here, knows a bit that may help me. I took full advantage of that. Some of the questions I just can't remember, there was so many as the night went on. I had taken the kids to a movie at the cheap seats theater. I love that place. They all loved the movie. It was Spiderwick Chronicles.

I tried to ask if Brock had anyone in mind to date, but he refused to answer. Times are changing so fast. I never know what to say these days! Where was DAD? At his part-time job of course.

Thankfully I had to work all day today, so I warned Duner that he maybe getting hit with some questions from the boys.

Time to do some internet research.